#crimson rizz sought flower

[yeonslayjun]

BRO GOT HARD!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??! AHHHHHHHH

i mean it was kinda inevitable but still AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Oh Hua cheng was DEFINITELY hard too IJUST KNOW IT

[mrcformoso]

HELP WHERE IS THE LIE.

The dynamic between Hualian really be like:

Hua Cheng: Haha, I'm so stupid. I only thought through hanging out (and mildly stalking) you. I don't have anywhere to sleep tonight. But I'll just sleep on the ground like the dirty gremlin that I am. Haha.

Xie Lian: Actually, you can stay at my place no problem. :)

Hua Cheng: ....

Xie Lian: Unfortunately, I only have one bed.

Hua Cheng: ........

Xie Lian: It does get AWFUL chilly in my ramshackle shack. But poor peasants like us are used to snuggling for warmth!

Hua Cheng: ................

Xie Lian: Do you prefer big spoon or little spoon?

Hua Cheng: .......... Gege.............

The only reason they didn't spoon is because Hua Cheng was worried Xie Lian would feel his boner lack of heartbeat.

(People like to say Hua Cheng is a rizzmaster but really it started as a joke but Xie Lian was just so into it that it looks like Hua Cheng is better at flirting than he actually is.)

[yeonslayjun]

MXTX WHY?!?!?!?

AFTER TRAUMA DUMPING ALL THAT SHIT YOU'RE TELLINH ME HUA CHENG WAS KISSING XIE LIAN DEEPLY?!?!!??!?!!

i am not okay

IDK WHETHER to scream cry laugh or just die.....dying seems easier

[yeonslayjun]

PPFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

OFCOURSE IT'S HIS LIPS HAHJFHTRDSKYWD

[yeonslayjun]

HELP ME TAMI

I AM NOT OKAY!!! I'm DYING RN AHHHHHHHHHH

I wanna scream so much like AHHHHHH?!?!?!?!??

[yeonslayjun]

I'M SORRY WHAT ????!!??!? WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?!?!?

Is Hua Cheng in Heat or smth ?????? Why is he so Hhjdbjhbfhdfbng

I can forsee an intense makeout session

[yeonslayjun]

OH MY GOD

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

THEY KISSED AN ACTUAL KISS KISS

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[yeonslayjun]

I SCREECHED LIKE HELLO?!?!??!?!?!?!?!!?!?!

THE KIND THAT BELONGS TO HIM?!?!?!??!? THAT'S SO FUCKING GAY??!?!??!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!?!?!?!??!!?!?!?

[yeonslayjun]

Okay so I finished the Blackwater arc and GOD IT WAS A RIDE

LIKE SO MUCH HAPPENED I don't think I breathed during it and to sum it up like Tami said It's like an Orchestra it builds up ever so slowly and It's just chaotic in the middle and the ending just made me want to kms Lol

[yeonslayjun]

HELLO?!!?!??!? WHAT ABOUT MY SANITY??!?!?! TAMI YOU DID NOT WARN ME IT WAS GONNA BE THIS INTENSE?!?!?!??! I'M LITERALLY DYING OVER HERE WHAT THE HELL??!??!

MXTX DEFINITELY KNEW WHAT SHE WAS DOING LIKE WTF!!?!?!?!

[yeonslayjun]

TGCF out of context LMFAO

[yeonslayjun]

I mean you do you honey

This sounds so sus out of context PLEASE

[yeonslayjun]

TAMIIIII COFFIN SCENE COFFIN SCENE COFFIN SCENE COFFIN SCENE COFFIN SCENE COFFIN SCENE AHHHHHHHHHHHH

Bro's name shouldnt be 'Crimson Rain Sought Flower' it shoould really be 'Crimson Rizz Sought Flower'

[yeonslayjun]

@gxlexii Okay I kinda get it ig? Also the hualian fics ft.Ruoye ikykyk makes it much more yk ashdgjh

Also where tf did Ruoye even learn that shi? Was Xie Lian being Women deprived made Ruoye go mad or smth? PLS

[yeonslayjun]

Hua Cheng: the path to inner peace starts with four words

Hua Cheng: not my fucking problem, unless it comes to gege of course I'd die for him <333

[yeonslayjun]

Dumb and Dumber - Hualian

Hua Cheng and Xie Lian are so OBVIOUS and OBLIVIOUS at the same time Honestly They amaze me ngl

Cuz Hua Cheng be Like - Wdym Gege Loves me?? That's impossible like I don't think he loves me solely for the fact that I'm one of his last believer left and that I built a FUCKING CITY for him and how I ran helped him in a case and dressed up as a Groom and gege was a bride (Oh his dead heart definitely started beating then pls ) and how I Built a temple to worship him and how I released 3000 lanterns for him and that I've made 10,000 statues for gege and not how I have red thread of fate on my finger bc he tied his hair on my finger

ALSO wdym I had my gay awakening at the land of tender??? Impossible He's my god I can't have those feelings for him bc I'm a dirty piece of shit (NO YOU ARE NOT)

and DEFINITELY NOT HOW I GAVE HIM Spirtual Power... DEFINITELY NOT HAHAHA.... Now let me just ask his hand for marriage OH nvm I'm unworthy he doesn't like me ( WHILE XIE LIAN IS SITTING ON HIS LAP ) let's make it into a joke hahaha..... OH? Gege's says he's happy for my beloved when will he know it's him talking about?? :( ( let's ignore he didn't know half of these lmao)

OH MY GOD GEGE SAW THE STATUES That's it I'm getting disowned by him He'll hate me ofc he will... I knew this would happen no I'm okay, IT'S FINE... Yeah he really should make it clear that he doesn't love me huh? :((

Like Hua Cheng is SO DOWN BAD for Xie Lian Like Honey we get it You exist to LOVE your Taizi Danxia and to serve Cvnt and angst

AND

My guy Xie Lian here is SO VERY OBLIVIOUS like I get that he was practicing abstinence but bro's like -

Oh Hua Cheng is such a pretty name *giggles* Oh and his hands were so beautiful and he was gentle with me too when he dressed as the Groom *blushes* Oh Crimson Rain Sought Flower is his name? *swoons* HOLY SHIT HE'S HOT *nosebleeds*

I like this kid san lang. OoO Did he just suck the poison out of me?!?! DAYUM he killed so many people at once *swoons x2*... WAIT IS HE HUA CHENG??!?! Oh my gosh IT IS Hua Cheng ajhsjdhsudhu Let's act calm and composed hehe. Let's sleep together cuz He would never hurt me >:( I wonder what happened to the kid who said he'd worship only me :( He was a good kid yk? Had one eye covered too kinda like you actually haha Funny Right???

He's so perfect as a "sworn brother" ( Yes I'm looking at you SQX) protecting me and shit. Wait he trusts me??? ME?!?! huh?!?!. San Lang~~~. AHHH HE RELEASED 3000 LANTERNS FOR ME AHHHH I LOVE HIM as a friend ofc ofc.

Oh I LOVE getting Spiritual Energy from him <3 that wasn't a kiss nope it wasn't.... ERROR 101 San Lang asked my hand in marriage ERROR.... o h He was Joking :( ofc he was :((( I wish he wasn't tho :((((( SAN LANG HAS A BELOVED?!?!? Ofc he has He's such a handsome and kind man he probably gets all the bitches he wants But why do I feel smth weird in my heart?? (IT'S CALLED JEALOUSY YOU DUMB MOTHOFO )

Honestly God (Jun Wu LMAO) Knows how he survived the past 800 years like BRO WHY IS YOU SO STUPID when it comes to love?!?!? Like ISTG He's one of the smartest of all the jokes called "GODS". But he still doesn't get it till he saw the 10,000 statues Hua Cheng prepared like pls

ALSO Hua Cheng the ghost king who defeated 33 gods and how his smartass self esp rubbed the floor with them Civil Heavenly Officials But the one moment he needs it to realise the VERY OBVIOUS FACT that Xie Lian loves him The Genius Smartass is nowhere to be seen

But tbh I can't blame Hua Cheng much here cuz Xie Lian was very oblivious to his own feelings pls BUT STILL

Their Slow-burn was too much for me Like the chemistry was SO OBVIOUS but they're just Dumb kids when it comes to feelings *sighs* The Hualian Brainrot is rotting my brain away as we peak